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I was sent a bottle of MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube (available from MEO.de) by Cara Sutra to test on behalf of her Pleasure Panel in exchange for my open and honest review.
MEO is a German company that is a leading supplier of fetish and erotic products, they sell a huge range of kinky items with everything from lube to electrostim and bondage wear to some eyewateringly large buttplugs; their website is definitely not for the faint hearted. There’s not much you won’t find no matter what your kink.
MEO have stuck to three colours, white, black and red for the bottle creating an elegant look. My first impressions were good, I liked just how simple and well laid out it is; however, having ANALPUSH splashed across the front it’s not the most discreet lube I’ve used!
The MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube is designed around extreme anal fun and stretching; its main function is to numb, relax and lubricate you in preparation for light to intense anal games. The MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube is formulated to aid in stretching the muscles down there, creating easier access for deeper and girthier penetration.
Down to the testing.
I found the MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube is extremely slick, I split some just turning the bottle over to pour some onto my hand, it was very easy to clean up, a big plus as I have used silicone lubes before and find they can leave an oily mess, thankfully not in this one. It was easily wiped off with baby wipes which is a must and they’re an essential for me and my Mrs when we’re playing.
The MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube has a pleasant smell, nothing strong or chemically and it’s also basically tasteless; it’s not intended for edible use, I was purely tasting it for testing purposes.
I first put some of the lube on myself and found it had none of the cold or tingling sensations I have noticed on previous numbing lubes, this is a thumbs up from me. I warmed myself up with my fingers first, it took less than half the amount of time it typically takes before I move onto toys. I felt much more stretched and relaxed than I am normally.
I added a little more internally and found it worked with immediate effect numbing the whole area more and more with the passing moments. I decided to leave it five minutes before using toys and by then I was totally desensitised but felt under lubricated so I grabbed a bottle of silky water based lube and added a little extra. I started with a silicone pegging dildo using a condom over it as silicone lubes and toys don’t mix.
I’ve used this dildo previously, both alone and with my Mrs, and found it unsatisfying as it lacks girth but coupled with the MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube it was a perfect combo and they worked amazingly. As I was desensitised the girth wasn’t as apparent and the stim was a perfect balance of intensity and pure pleasure making me feel amazing.
The effects post play lasted a very long time, they wasn’t kidding when they said it was long lasting! I’d say it was around the thirty minutes to an hour after I’d finished playing before I was completely sensitised again. There was no lingering effects from the lube, no pains of any kind and all the stretching returned to its normal state as if it hadn’t happened.
Mrs B and I have recently moved on to heavier pegging sessions and this is the main appeal of the MEO AnalPush Extreme Anal Sex Lube lube for us. I finally experienced the holy grail, a P spot orgasm with a previous desensitising lube and Mrs B has taken it up on herself to make me cum like that during pegging play with this lubricant.
Although we haven’t actually managed to use it together yet, we are definitely looking for bigger and more exciting toys for our sessions and this lube will be there every step. I can’t wait and neither can Mrs B ;p
Overall this lube does everything it says on the bottle it’s not misleading and it works, boy does it work! If you’re into heavy anal sessions or are even a little afraid of trying anal this might just be for you.
Da ich mir Handfesseln bestellt habe, lag es nahe, auch gleich das passende Set Fußfesseln mit in den Warenkorb zu packen. Auch bei diesem Set bekommt man hohe Qualität zu einem vernünftigen Preis. Die Materialien und die Verarbeitung sind absolut perfekt und hochwertig, zudem sind die Fußfesseln angenehm weich gepolstert. Nach dem ersten Tragen ist die anfängliche Steifheit schnell passé und die Fußfesseln schmiegen sich sehr angenehm um die Fußgelenke.
As with anything from MEO the leatherwork and quality is above top notch. Collar is substantial and has a good heft to it. The width is very nice, fills a good amount of neck real estate. D rings offer a lot of flexibility for scenes. Overall, very impressed by this product, and you will love this thing on!
We have been trying to get anal to be something mutually pleasurable with pain not being the forefront of it, to which it becomes unenjoyable for us both. We used this stuff last night and all I will say, is that we hit a start to finish without issues. So pumped, and I guarantee we'll be doing this more often!
Anal sex is nowhere near as much fun without lube. German company MEO have an absolute wealth of lubes for every need. I’ve reviewed a couple of MEO lubes before and found them to be exceptionally good quality so I was excited when I received a bottle of MEO FuckSlut Platinum Lube all the way from Berlin.
If you are new to MEO they run an enormous website aimed mainly at male sexual needs, however I can always seem to find something on there I want so don’t be deterred from having a look if you aren’t the owner of a penis. The lubes section is one of the most comprehensive I’ve seen and they all seem to be tailored to a particular set of needs. There is a lube for everyone at MEO.
About FuckSlut Platinum
FuckSlut Platinum Lube comes in the familiar black MEO bottle with the product name and MEO logo printed on the front in silver. The packaging is very masculine and reminds me a little of male toiletries. The one thing you could never accuse FuckSlut of is subtlety. With the tag line “From anal virgin to butt slut in seconds flat” emblazoned under the product name this isn’t one to leave laying around unless you’re particularly bold about your sexual choices. MEO label this range of lubes as “provocative lube” and I can understand why. Luckily I am in fact already a butt slut so I’m perfectly positioned to try FuckSlut out and love the graphic nature of the name. it makes an already sexy product sexier.20161029_233217
Opening the flip top bottle, I poured a little FuckSlut into my hand, you don’t need to squeeze this lube, it literally pours out. My initial thoughts on seeing the thin clear liquid in my palm was that I didn’t think it would be any good for me for anal. I like a thick gloopy anal lube, one that will stay put and not vanish halfway through play.
FuckSlut is a clear, colourless, odourless and tasteless lube. MEO’s website says FuckSlut is oil and fat free and this is confusing as spread around my hand FuckSlut felt like it was oil based. Further investigation revealed in fact this is a silicone based lubrication gel with all the glide and slide of oil.
FuckSlut has an incredibly light formulation, it’s like the silkiest body lotion and though I do usually look for the opposite in an anal lube, I loved the feeling of FuckSlut on my skin enough to suspend my doubt and wait to try it. FuckSlut In Use
In use Fuckslut feels like giving a massage to his penis, stroking the silky liquid up his shaft gave phenomenal glide. Its enjoyable enough on its own and I imagine it makes an excellent masturbation lube for men. The thin ultra-viscous liquid is trickier to apply to myself, although just as much fun. Feeling the warm liquid trickle down my arse crack makes me shiver before he’s even touched me, it’s like a feather light tickle. It feels just as good dribbled over my clit and folds, but once again I wonder about the staying power of such a thin lube.
I need not have worried. MEO have created a real beauty in FuckSlut. Even though its super light it creates like a film over your skin and this stays put no matter how wet you get, no matter how rough you play. It didn’t need to be applied and once coated in FuckSlut our genitals slid together in perfect harmony with not a touch of friction.
MEO say FuckSlut is a great lube for anal stretching and I can well believe this as it simply takes much of the ouch out of putting things in your arse. I used FuckSlut with my largest most breath takingly stretching butt plugs and found it made insertion a breeze. It made anal sex much more pleasurable, and is also great for vaginal sex too. FuckSlut is almost impossible to wash off your skin unless you use soap, it feels like you’ve rubbed baby oil into your skin. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing as it left my skin super soft and means it can be used in the shower or bath. I often find penetration is awkward under water because you lose your natural lubrication, FuckSlut replaces that.
In Summary
FuckSlut is great for anal and PIV sex, brilliant for using with toys and for inserting plugs. My only real dislike about MEO’s FuckSlut Platinum lube is once it’s on, it makes oral sex a bit tricky as the lube is very oily in your mouth. There is no taste to it, it just coats your tongue and lips the same way it does your genitals and whilst this is great for friction free fucking it leaves your mouth feeling a bit weird.
Condoms are perfectly safe for use with FuckSlut and its formula has been dermatologically tested for skin and mucous compatibility, reducing the risk of it causing irritation after use. I found no irritation or after effects at all. In fact, I’d go as far as to say I’d quite happily use FuckSlut in place of a body lotion if I didn’t have one and needed one. It really does feel that nice on my skin.
Being clear and colourless there are no staining problems with FuckSlut though be warned it can be messy due to the thin, runny nature of the formula.
MEO sell FuckSlut in two sizes, the 100ml classic bottle costing £13.40 or the smaller crusing bottle at £6.20 for 30ml. FuckSlut has a crazy spread to it so a little goes a long way and you don’t need much, saying that controlling it isn’t easy and you may find you lose some in spillage and dribble. I do think MEO FuckSlut is worth the money as it’s an amazing lube, with a different texture to most anal lubes I’ve tried and the double bubble bonus of being able to be used vaginally as well.
I’ve yet to come across a MEO lube that hasn’t been good quality and great value for money so if you’re in the market for a new lube, or just about to run out get yourself to MEO and check out the amazing range. I’d give FuckSlut a slippery 8/10 it loses marks because of my penchant for oral during sex and that oily mouth feel, however if you can refrain from that this lube will make your genitals very happy.